when u sneeze in front of your pet and they look like you’ve just offended their great ancestors
my major problem with Frozen is that it is a perfectly passable and average and safe Disney movie and people keep trying to prove that it is amazing and daring and challenging and in doing so keep churning out bombs of secondhand embarrassment like “look there’s some not-white people in the background, we’ve come so far since the 1950s” and “Anna isn’t your typical perfect Disney beauty, she has freckles and eyebrows that are .5% thicker than Rapunzel’s”
no but the best part is how he got the name:
his name was originally “potatoes,” and his owner, willoughby bertie, told the stable lad who helped him to write the horse’s name on a feed bin. the boy misheard it as, literally “pot-eight-o’s” and wrote it with 8 o’s. bertie found it so funny that he kept that as the horses name.
This is the most beautiful horse-related story I’ve ever heard.
Would it be weird if I changed my last name to Potoooooooo?
This is the actual cover of an actual book in an actual library and it has changed my life forever
On the one hand it’s pretty cool that the Harry Potter universe is getting another film. On the other hand this seems to be driven largely by Rowling’s world-building and… well… I mean, I guess I’ll see it drunk
rowling’s worldbuilding may be sub-par but at least she didn’t send pictures of her genitals to a 15 y/o girl and solicit others for skype sex, which is more than can be ever said about you, tumblr user confusedtree.
this is my favourite out of the blue drag ever like she just came in with nothing to do with the original post and completely changed the site forever
the first time I saw this video I thought to myself “7 minutes? There’s no way I’m going to watch all of that”
how wrong I was